JOKE!

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

Just another day.

Went to Rietta with Pawel and Erik, then Pawel and I did a little abandoned exploring in an old furniture factory in Gardner, that had lots of cool stuff inside, and gave me some ideas on things to make. After I was done that, I took a few laps on the road bike around the track and down the bike path, which felt good, I enjoy it out there. Then ended the night with a visit to ryan back from Toronto.

Music from a Tree!

So I haven't updated in a while, and not much has been going on. Basically doing the usually, so no need to update. But I stumbled onto this video of a guy making music with a tree. He finds a basic note and tunes the tree by trimming the limbs and twigs a certain length and then makes some cool music with the tree. So yeah that's all for now. Check it out.

Diego Stocco - Music From A Tree from Diego Stocco on Vimeo.

7-11

So today I worked the usual saturday routine. And since ry guy is in Toronto, and Gump and Flemtenant Dan are on Martha's vineyard, i've had some time on my hands. I got a message from an old friend Pawel who recently got back from art school in Cypress Greece, so I decided to pay him a visit at home and catch up on the past few years. It was good to see him. We shot the shit for a bit, he told me stories about his time in europe for the past few years and I had nothing exciting to say haha. We talked about music and art since he's talented at both. I showed him some new bands that i've gotten into and he showed me some of the art he's done. It was fun, hopefully meet up with him more now that he's back. But that was my day, pretty ok I guess.

I took some pictures of a few of his art pieces he did so take a look. Here's a sketch, some paintings and a sculpture. He just got into taking old electronics and making sculptures out of them. Recycling art which im getting into.

Street Portraits.

thought this was a cool video about photography. Clay Enos doing street portraits. He just stops random people on the street and asks them to shoot a photo. I liked it. Simplicity the way photography should be in my eyes.

4th of July weekend! WOOT WOOT!

Was basically a total bust for the most part. Friday worked early morning then hit up the 50th Fitchburg Longsjo road bike race, got to see the womens race, wasn't very exciting as last year so left, and flemdigga took us to leominster state forest to this crazy high rock wall that we hiked up, attempted to free climb and watched a guy get all harnessed up and attempt to climb. We left there and was greeted by a monsoon storm then ended the night watching videos at greene's house. The 4th was spent on a 1 and a half hour mountain bike ride on the healthy trail followed by sitting at home in and out of napping and surfin the web. BORING! But today was somewhat eventful, got up early picked up ernest flemingway and headed to Riette flea market for them hot deals and finds.......and left with nothing. After that we headed to our favorite spot Tully Lake for a little disc golf around the course, followed by a quick little session at the athol skatepark. And that ya'll was my weekend....any questions?